Fulminating Obnoxious Xenophobes

 
    In the interest of transparency, one of the  large banks should invent a new investment product:  The Quarter-Million Dollar.*

*value before cooking


   In another week or so...

      Having failed to reach a quorum
      Safely back in your sanctum,
      Senator Richard Santorum,
      You probably still thanked 'Im.


   One time Glenn Beck asked Palin who her favorite founder is.  His tone was that of a telephoning teenager  asking her BFF which Jonas brother she liked best.  After an awkward deer-in-the-headlights moment, Palin said something like, "Gosh, you know, I like 'em all."  I'm not sure who my favorite founder is, but I know who my favorite founderer is.

   
   Romney will be greeted as a job liberator.  

   Mitt's outgoing voice message:  I'm very busy campaigning, so I'll be out of touch.

   Rom(ney)Coms:  Seamus and Me, Jobless in Seattle, You've Got No Healthcare, Willard Scissorhands, Hog Day.


   GOP Congress hails new era of productivity:  Corporations discover way of operating with no employees.

   GOP's idea of compromise with gays: Prop H -- they can legally scratch each other's backsides.

   Gingrich voters must first register with an offender database.

   Don Trump:  "Euge"-enics

   Gov. Christie puts the "meaty" in mediocrity.

   Telling Mr. Buffett to "Shut up and just write a check" to the US Treasury is like telling Bulls-era Michael Jordan to stop whining and help his team.

   Which star bellied Sneetch do righties dislike least?  We'll know in a week.

   (2013 update):  The words "budget" and "Ryan" go together like "carnival" and "cruise."