Saturday, August 11, 2012

The Classics



     Many folks  have had fun with the notion that  President George W Bush never made reading a big priority.  They laughed at his lack of gravitas.  But I think much of that criticism is unfair.  He may have had a bad experience with, say, Proust, or Dickens, or even Robert Ludlum.  Such an experience can emotionally scar (scare?) the reader,  in the same way that a person who gets stung in the stock market can never again take on anything riskier than treasury bonds or certificates of deposit. 

     I personally had a traumatic experience in college while on Milton.  It came close to putting me off the classics for good.  I fucking hate Milton.

      So lay off President Bush if he wants to read Field and Stream.