On Religion

    It's not 995 BC!  Or even 588 BC.  It's neither 2000 BC nor 200 BC.  It isn't 33;  it isn't 622.  1633 happened.  1692 is over.  We are past 1814.  1925 is ancient history.  It's not 1914, 1975 or 1984.  New Year's Eve 1999 came and went.  It is 2012.  (Well, maybe 2012 isn't the best example.)

                                                                         The End
                                                             (Turns out it isn't after all)