Wednesday, March 21, 2012

I'd Like to Solve the Puzzle, Pat



Remember that show The $100,000 Pyramid?

“Gym membership, uh, lottery tickets… lottery tickets,  uh, Rush Limbaugh’s wives…”
“Uh, things that are gullible.”
The clue-giver shakes her head.  “Exercise equipment, DVDs, Rush Limbaugh’s wives..”
“THINGS YOU BUY AND ONLY USE ONCE!!!”
(Bells going off)  “Yes!  $100,000.” 

Wheel of Fortune:  

BEFORE & AFTER

M__r__g_         M_t_r__l           __rl

“I’d like to solve, Pat."
Pat: "Okay, sure."
"Marriage.  Material.  Girl.”
Pat:  “Yeah, that’s it.  Nicely done.”

Jeopardy Categories:

Continents      Beverages     Incontinents     Porcine Blowhards    
People Who Are Inadvertently Helping the Presidential Race but Hurting the Human Race
Angry Old Xenophobes    Large-Mouthed Bastards



Nature abhors a vacuum.  There was a vacuum in the GOP.  It was filled by Limbaugh.  I mean, nature must really abhor vacuums... but not as much as decent folks abhor Limbaugh.


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