Remember that show The
$100,000 Pyramid?
“Gym membership, uh, lottery tickets… lottery tickets, uh, Rush Limbaugh’s wives…”
“Uh, things that are gullible.”
The clue-giver shakes her head. “Exercise equipment, DVDs, Rush
Limbaugh’s wives..”
“THINGS YOU BUY AND ONLY USE ONCE!!!”
(Bells going off)
“Yes! $100,000.”
Wheel of Fortune:
BEFORE & AFTER
BEFORE & AFTER
M__r__g_ M_t_r__l __rl
“I’d like to solve, Pat."
Pat: "Okay, sure."
"Marriage. Material. Girl.”
Pat: "Okay, sure."
"Marriage. Material. Girl.”
Pat: “Yeah, that’s
it. Nicely done.”
Jeopardy
Categories:
Continents
Beverages Incontinents
Porcine Blowhards
People Who Are Inadvertently Helping the Presidential Race
but Hurting the Human Race
Angry Old Xenophobes
Large-Mouthed Bastards
Nature abhors a vacuum. There was a vacuum in the GOP. It was filled by Limbaugh. I mean, nature must really abhor vacuums... but not as much as decent folks abhor Limbaugh.
Nature abhors a vacuum. There was a vacuum in the GOP. It was filled by Limbaugh. I mean, nature must really abhor vacuums... but not as much as decent folks abhor Limbaugh.
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