Bauchery

A much  needed new word in the English language is "bauchery."

Bauchery  n.  A bauble or luxury item such as jewelry bestowed on an angry spouse, usually female, esp an older wife.  Often bought by a philandering husband to assuage a livid spouse, usually for a dalliance with a younger female.

1.  "Stop complaining.  What about all that bauchery  you got last year after the business trip to Vegas?"

2.   Kobe has spent a lot of money on bauchery.


(Editor's note:  If you don't like this new addition to the English vocabulary, I'll let you get back to twerk.)